JOKS

موضوع: JOKS الأربعاء أكتوبر 08, 2008 5:03 am

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
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Girlfriends r like chocolates,
taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

موضوع: رد: JOKS الأربعاء أكتوبر 08, 2008 5:56 am

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
hhhhhhhhhhhh very nice blue moon